Distinguished Senator From South Carolina, Strom T

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 00:19:21 GMT

You thought I was dead again, didn't you?

Sorry, I've been busy trying out my new career as bus driver in the great state of Louisiana.

I haven't given up on my crusade against the gothiques. I recently used my massive fortune to purchase their club and close it. Sadly, they have opened a new one.

I have had some problems with my robotic exoskeleton as of late. It is largely powered by stem cells and I have had problems obtaining a new supply of them.

I am keeping a close eye on the midterm elections. I may need to enter the fray...

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 19:19:46 GMT

As you may, or may not have heard, I have decided to throw my hat back into the ring and re-enter the world of politics. I hereby announce my candidacy for the position of assistant moderator of alchemy_dc.

I intend to form a coalition of the "willing" if you will, in order to bring respectability and classic victorian values back to the gotihque world.

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 22:45:55 GMT

Apparently some of ye old goth hicks think that I am none other then Thee Macross

As much as I would like to be the internet radio king of Gothic America, since that would put me in a position to spread my message and eliminate you all, I am in deed not The Bobber Macross, Internet Radio King.

First, The Macross likes Black things. I do not like Black things.

Second...This is "Thee Macross"

And this is me...

Clearly, I am the more handsome of the two..

Thirdly,

I am cooler, according to google

If you type in "The Macross", you do not see him

but if you type in "Robo Strom", who do you see?

That is correct my friends, ole Stromy-T

Of course, we do have similarities...for instance

He likes Mecha things

I am a Mecha thing

He likes guns..

I have guns built into my robotic exoskeleton!

Mon, 10 Nov 2003 02:41:56 GMT

I'd like to take this time to comment on Saving Jessica Lynch...

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEND THE WOMEN FOLK INTO BATTLE!!!

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 01:22:56 GMT

Attention Gothics,

I see that you have listed me as a friend. Are you interested in joining me, or are you undertaking some sort of illfated intelligence gathering mission?

Your goggles give you away my dear gothics.

Your goggles and your weight problems.

Thu, 11 Sep 2003 15:35:27 GMT

On this, the day of rememberance of the tragedy of 9/11, we seem to be forgetting that the Gothics, not the A-Rabs or the Color'ds are the enemy.

Sat, 26 Jul 2003 00:44:19 GMT

Y es folks, it's me, Stromy T.

I thought that would get your attention, you filthy animals. It has come to my attention that several members of the "futurepop gothic" music scene have joined this livejournal. And several of their "fans" have added me as a friend. This is an insult of course, as these depraved individuals strive only to bring me down and end my program of gothic cleansing.

More on the coming operations later. Now, I have womenz to see.

Mon, 30 Jun 2003 17:11:56 GMT

Need I comment on this flim-flam artist?

Sun, 29 Jun 2003 20:42:18 GMT

Old age couldn't stop me, I'm back thanks to stem cell research muthafuckas!